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Thứ Hai, 15 tháng 1, 2018

The odds of getting on a plane with a bomb on it are 950,000 to one -

The odds of getting on a plane with two bombs on it are closer to 700,000,000 to one So, to be safe, I always bring my own bomb. S. W....

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside...

Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

Terrible ratings. One star....

I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life

I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life A Brooklyn-based photographer alleges that Ansari ignored signs that she felt violated by his aggressive sexual advances on a first date. January 14, 2018 at 11:51PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2D0Wa...

Four CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting and they decide to get a drink.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke. The three CEOS then ask him, why aren't you ordering a Guinness? He replies: "If you guys aren't drinking beer than neither will I."...

One Finnish soldier is better than 10 Soviet

During winter war soviet general hears someone shouting from wood - "One finnish soldier is better than ten soviet". Angry general sends ten man to deal with annoying Fin. After short period of shots and dying soviets screams, comes another shout - "One finnish soldier is better than hundred soviet". General sends hundred soldier and again none of them comes back. Then general hears third shout - "One finnish soldier is better than thousand soviets". Furious general sends thousand man to deal with him. This time one of his soldiers manage to survive...