...until I got kicked out of the library.
Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 2, 2018
State Trooper pulls a car over
A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and a juggler and was on his way to Austin to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said that if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Trooper's car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to his car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."
A man goes to a costume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.
His friends see him and say, “Hey man, what are you supposed to be?” He replies, “Oh, I’m dressed as a turtle.” His friends respond, “A turtle? How are you a turtle? Who’s that woman on your back?” The man replies, “Oh that’s just Michelle.”
Trump Blocks Release Of Memo Rebutting Republican Claims
Trump Blocks Release Of Memo Rebutting Republican Claims
President Trump blocked the release of a classified Democratic memo, setting up a potential showdown with Congress over the fate of its contents.
February 10, 2018 at 09:01PM
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