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Thứ Sáu, 15 tháng 3, 2019

A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.” “Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed. “ Good”, she replied. …………… “Get your own f***ing blanket.” After...

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen....

How many D&D players does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them. Never split the party....

Dont challange Death to a pillow fight

...Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions....

Why Animal Rights Is The Next Frontier For The Left

Why Animal Rights Is The Next Frontier For The Left As the left hardens its commitment to fighting climate change, social injustice and rampant capitalism, the question of what to do about animals will become inescapable. March 15, 2019 at 03:12AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2HCHY...

I don't understand why people are celebrating pi day.

It's irrational....

An atheist dies and goes to hell

The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!" They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again,...