Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?

Pet Shop Worker: No, I think its aluminium

Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?

PSW: Don't do it

Me: It's a nickeless cage

PSW: LEAVE!

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Why does Dwayne Jonson have the ability to make lesbians straight?

Because rock beats scissors

Edit: Johnson, I can't spell

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

Surprise, it was an apple, but with very little memory. Just one byte. Then everything crashed.

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Dads are like Boomerangs

I hope

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2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:

1. They would spend it on alcohol.

2. I want to spend it on alcohol.

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Always marry an ugly woman, a beautiful one will leave you...

An ugly one will too, but you just won't care as much.

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5-Star Phonies: Inside The Fake Amazon Review Complex

5-Star Phonies: Inside The Fake Amazon Review Complex
I spent two weeks in the underbelly of Amazon's fake review economy and emerged questioning our collective trust in the stars.

April 14, 2019 at 11:06PM
via Digg http://bit.ly/2VKjhaq

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