I think it’s working, she said we should split up. She went to her parents house and I’m looking for clues in the garden.
Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 6, 2019
NSFW so my girlfriend and I were having sex and I asked her if she was into anything kinky
" well there is one thing " she said looking kind of uncomfortable
Me: "well what is it?"
Her: "I...... Really like deaf people"
Me: "what???"
And then she came
An entry level nurse walks into a patient's room...
She smiles at him, and says shes just there to give him a sponge bath.
Through his oxygen mask , he asks; "Are my testicles black?" The nurse is taken aback, and explains again shes just there to bathe him.
He asks again, more firm, "nurse, are my testicles black?!"
"I dont know, sir."
"Will you check?"
The nurse sighs and lifts the mans gown, carefully examining his testicles. after a moment she lowers the gown; "No sir. your testicles are not black."
the man takes off his mask, "honey, that was really nice of you, but listen to me carefully; Are...my...test...results...back?"
Three men with tiny body parts meet up...
One has tiny hands, one has tiny feet, and one has a tiny penis. They all think theirs are the tiniest in the world. So they go to Guinness World Records to make it official. The first guy walks in, and comes out with a plaque in his hand and a big smile on his face, and says, “I have the tiniest hands in the world!” The second guy walks in, and comes out with a plaque in his hand and a big smile on his face, and says, “I have the tiniest feet in the world!” The last guy walks in, and comes out empty handed, looking angry, and says, “Who the fuck is u/StevenFitz77 ?”
Doctor: “The results of your bold test have come in.”
Me: “You mean blood test?”
The doctor double-checks the results.
Doctor: “Hm, must be a Type-O.”
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