Alien Vs Predator
Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 7, 2019
I saw a woman crying in the supermarket
So I stopped and asked what had happened. Through the sobs, said said that she was due to go on holiday, but all the money she had been saving for months was gone. Feeling sorry for her, I decided to give her £50 to try and help a bit. It's not something I'd normally do, but I just found £2,000 in the car park
Handjobs [nsfw]
A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:
"Cheeseburger: $5
Fries: $3
Handjobs: $10."
He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful blonde working behind the counter.
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" he asks, handing her ten dollars.
"Yes, I am," she replies seductively.
"Well, wash your hands, I want two cheeseburgers."
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