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Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 4, 2020

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer....

Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth?

They became transparent....

When is the best time to commit suicide?

Ate a glock in the morning....

A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half then leave you."

"Sweet!", he replied. "I won $20. Here's $10. Now bugger off."...

I hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.

Probably it’s stock home syndrome....

I work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.

Some asshole must have my pen....

Aspirin

A man comes home to his wife with a jar of aspirin. "honey, I got you this aspirin" "but I don't have a headache" "great, let's fuck"...