A man walks into a funeral and asks the widow if he can say a word.

The widow, sobbing in grief, agrees. The man says "Plethora" The Widow says "Thanks, that means a lot"...

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All countries eventually got coronavirus

But China got it right off the bat....

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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary...

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Dads are like boomerangs

I hope :(...

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r/Jokes has a search feature, input the title or punchline of your joke (before posting) and if it's been posted within the last month - please don't submit it....

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I was a flat earther for 4 years

Then I turned 5...

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A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100."

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene." Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20." The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth." Lawyer (annoyed): "This...

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