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Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 4, 2021

Three friends were bragging about who has had the most sex. The first guy starts, “You have nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,100 women!”

The next guy shoots back, “Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynecologist at the best hospital in the world. I make $900,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour at work. All the women compliment me on my 13 inch penis and I've slept with well over 5,000 women.”

Last guy chuckles, “I have you all beat. I screwed over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”

I hate ladders, my father fell off one and died, I'll never forget his last words,

"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified...

"See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?"

The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying..."

What's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream in the morning?

Crib death.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader

I planned on eating dinner at a restaurant in an Indian Casino, but now I’m not sure I want to go.

I guess I have a reservation reservation reservation.

A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.

He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please?" The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"