Two Londoners went to the sperm bank.

A total waste of time. One of them came on the bus, the other one missed the tube!

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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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Who swore the most in star wars?

R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said

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I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad

I’m a faux pa.

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Naked Cowboy

A sheriff of a small town is patrolling the town one night when he comes across a cowboy walking up Main St. The cowboy is wearing nothing except his hat, boots, and gunbelt. The sheriff is a bit surprised at first but gets over his initial shock and arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.

The sheriff locks the cowboy in the cell with a pair of pants, then turns back and asks him, "How is it I came across you walking around naked like that?"

The cowboy says, "Well, sheriff, it went like this. I was out at a bar earlier tonight and I saw this gorgeous girl sitting at the bar.

We got to talking, danced a while, had a few beers, and next thing you know we're making out in her trailer. She took off her shirt and told me to take off my shirt, so I did. Then she took off her shorts and told me to take off my jeans, so I did. Then she took off her bra and her panties and told me to take off my boxers, so I did. Then she went and lay down on the bed, spread her legs, looked at me kinda sexy and said 'Now go to town, cowboy!'

And, well, here I am!"

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My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say the word for "please" though, which I think is poor for four

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A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid.

Papa Roach said, “Suffocation, no breathing.”

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