...when the husband lets go a fart, and the wife says what was that?
the husband says that was a touchdown, 7-0.
about 5 minutes later the wife also lets a fart go and says its 7-7.
then a short while passes and the husband lets another ripper go and says its 14-7.
then the wife lets another one go right after that, 14-14.
then a couple minutes later the wife let a little toot go and says field-goal! 17-14.
The husband is laying there trying not to be outdone desperately trying to squeeze one out when all of a sudden he shits the bed!
The wife frantically says what was that?!?
The husband says it's half time, switch sides.
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