Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 1, 2016

D&D Jokes

Some jokes I've picked up for my Jester character:

  • A human, a half orc, and an elf walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it.

  • Two gnolls are sitting in the woods eating lunch. One says "Man, i hate my wife" and the other one says "Then just eat the salad".

  • What do you call a ranger without an animal companion? A virgin.

  • What do you call 1 gnome at the bottom of the ocean? a problem What do you call 10 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? a problem What do you call 1000 gnomes at the bottom of the ocean? a problem What do you call EVERY SINGLE GNOME IN THE UNIVERSE at the bottom of the ocean? problem solved.

  • What did the courier say when asked what his favorite armor type is? "I'm a mail man"

  • How many Paladins does it take to light a candle? Two, one to light the wick, and another to "uphold the light".

  • Why are monks the best lovers? Flurry of Blows.

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