Thứ Sáu, 4 tháng 11, 2016

A blonde called her husband...

"Honey, I have a huge problem."
"What's the matter, dear?"
"I've bought a puzzle, but it's too difficult, the pieces don't fit!"
"Sweety, remember how I taught you? Start on the edges."
"I know that, but I can't find the edges."
"Ok, what's the picture? Must be on the box."
"It's a tiger."
"A tiger? I don't remember that puzzle. Hang on, I'm coming home!"

When the husband arrives she takes him to the kitchen and shows him the puzzle on the table.
He looks at it, shakes his head, cries, punches the wall, counts to 10 and after a long and thoughtful silence he explodes:

"For f*cks sake, woman! Put those frosted flakes back in the box!!"

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