Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 11, 2016

Two soldiers are sitting on opposite sides of a river

They do not understand each other's language. The one on the east side(american) calls to the other "how did you get over there did you parachute or did you swim?" All the while he made a signal with his arms of a parachute coming down and swung his arms as if swimming. Then he proceeds to say "I see you have a gun can you hit with it?" He Thrusts a finger into a closed fist as if it is a bullet. Then,finally he says,"I see you have binoculars and are watching me" he cups his hands around his eyes like binoculars.

The other soldier jumps up,runs back to base and tell his Commanding Officer "We have to leave the Americans are batshit crazy,one of them signaled me: when the sun goes down I will swim across the river and fuck you till your eyes pop out

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