Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 10, 2017

Peter: "Your secretary is very sexy..."

Tony: "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named 'Maria'. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..."

Next day Peter called Tony from hospital & shouted: "You bastard!"

You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.

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