A Jewish kid gets kicked out of every school he attends.
His parents try putting him in Jewish schools. Expelled.
His parents try putting him in public school. Expelled.
His parents try putting him in Montessori schools. Expelled.
His parents try putting him in Military schools. Expelled.
Finally, they decide to try a Catholic school. Lo and behold, not only does the kid not get expelled, but he winds up on the honor roll. Teachers say nothing but good things about him, and his marks have never been higher.
His parents ask, "we tried twenty different schools and nothing worked. Why are you flourishing at a Catholic school?"
The kid says, "Every classroom there has a statue of a guy nailed to the wall. When I saw what they did to him, I knew they weren't fucking around."
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