After an uneventful dinner with his wife, a man realizes he's out of cigarettes and decides to stop at his local bar for a pack. The bartender says they just started selling a new micro brew and offers him one on the house, so he decides to stay for one drink.
When he's just about finished a beautiful blonde enters the bar and sits down next to him. They strike up a conversation over another round of drinks and she becomes progressively friendlier as the night goes on. One thing leads to another and she ends up inviting him back to her apartment.
Back at her place they end up sharing a kiss, which escalates and leads them back to her bedroom for several hours of carnal engagement. Next thing he knows, it's 4 in the morning. Jumping out of bed he asks the blonde if she has any baby powder, and she says to check the bathroom cabinet. He finds the baby powder, dusts his hands, and races home like a bat out of hell, only to find his wife waiting for him in the driveway with a rolling pin.
"You better have one hell of an explanation!" she screams.
"Well, you see honey," the man stammers, "I went to the pub for cigarettes, but Jake offered me a beer. As I was about to leave this beautiful blonde walked in and we got to talking and drinking and she invited me back to her place..."
"Wait a minute," snapped his wife. "Show me your hands," she said suspiciously, noticing the whiteness of his fingers.
Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't you ever try lying to me again, you rotten bastard... you've been out BOWLING again!"
0 nhận xét:
Đăng nhận xét