One afternoon they couldn't control their lustful triggers and they hurried over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate steamy sex. Post the two hour long marathon sex they got so tired that they fell asleep only to wake up at 8 o'clock. Realizing that it had gotten very late, the man rushed to freshen up. As he went, the man bizarrely told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn while he freshened and dressed up. As surprised as she was, she did as she was asked, clueless all along as the man hadn't spent a moment explaining stuff. The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door looking clearly upset. In an angry tone, she asked where he'd been for being a full 3 hours late.
The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late".
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and went, "I can see those grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?
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