A man goes on a date with a hot chinese chick and crashes at her house, when her dad, Ling Bao, says: "You can stay here for the night. Just one condition: don't fuck my virgin daughter or I will give you the 3 worst forms of chinese torture".
The man agrees, but he ends up fucking her anyway.
he wakes up to a large rock on his chest with a post it note on it saying "chinese torture 1: large rock on chest."
The man laughs and throws the rock out the window, when he hears a rope slipping and sees a sign at the other end of the room saying "chinese torture 2: left testicle tied to rock"
The man sees the rope is about to become taught, and decides a few broken bones is better than castration. So he jumps out the window.
As he's falling, he sees a sign on the ground:
"chinese torture 3: right testicle tied to bedpost"
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