Wife: I am going to London, what gift do you want?
Husband: One British girl
*Wife returns from London*
Husband: Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for nine months...
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When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy . While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he ...
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