Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 4, 2018

Two girls walk into a pub.

After a little while, the barman notices that the older one is actually transexual.

The transexual walks up to the bar and says in a deepish voice, "One chardonnay and a large guimess for my sis please."

She takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them up. A few rounds later... suddenly the power goes out and sparks fly out from behind the bar.

"QUICK, WE NEED TO REDUCE THE POWER IN THIS CIRCUIT BEFORE IT BLOWS!" Shouts the barman.

The sister jumps over the bar and before anyone could stop her, she plunges three fingers into the sparking fuse box.

The power returns and the situation is stable. The barman absolutely mind blown asks, "H... How... are you doing this and not dead right now!? Is it something to do with all the guiness you just drank?"

"No, not at all", replies the girl, "I'm just a trans sister"

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