Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 7, 2018

300 lb man decides to lose weight one day.

A 300 lb man decides he is tired of being so fat and wants to lose weight. So he gets on the Internet and finds a program that claims you can lose 10lbs in 2 weeks or your money back.

So he orders the program, and the very next day there is a knock on his door. He opens it up and there is a beautiful women standing there wearing lingerie. She hands him a card and starts running.

He reads the card and it says... “Hi there, I am your personal trainer. If you can catch me you can do whatever you want to me for the remainder of the two weeks”

He drops the card and start chasing her. Two weeks go by and he does not even come close to catching her. But he is happy that he lost 10 lbs. Being pleased with this he signs up for another program, which is to lose 20lbs in two weeks.

Same as last time. There is a knock on the door and a beautiful women is there, but his time she is completely naked. She hands him the card and takes off. He reads it and it the same terms as last time. So he chases after her for the next two weeks, but once again fails at catching her. But once more he is please that he lost 20lbs and decides to sign up for the lose 50lbs in two week program.

The very next day there is a knock at the door. He opens it, and there stands Richard Simmons who hands him a card. He looks at the card and it reads...” if I catch you, you are mine.

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