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A professional thief says, "Sign here please."
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Fuck you that just was a lucky guess.
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When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy . While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he ...
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When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed h...
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When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it ...
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Man: Wow, this shop really has everything! Shopkeeper: Yes, but I warn you... every item comes at a price. Man: Yes, I know how shops ...
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The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it before he got home ...
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“There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “there are none left, once the one bird wa...
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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