2 midgets decide to go get prostitutes

2 midgets decide to go out and get some prostitutes and bring them back to their hotel rooms. the first one, despite how hard he tried, could not get it up. To make matters worse, all he heard from his friend in the other room was "okay, here I come again, one..... two..... three...... UGHHHHH!" After over an hour of trying he decided to just tell the prostitute to leave and go to bed. In the morning he goes outside for a smoke and he sees his buddy sitting outside already. Midget 1: Man my night was shot, no matter how hard I tried I could not get it up. How did you night go? midget 2: You think that's bad? I couldn't even get on the fucking bed!