Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 11, 2020

(NSFW) A horse and a baby chicken were playing in the barnyard...

...when the horse fell into some quicksand. The baby chicken, wanting to help his friend, goes to find the farmer for assistance but he’s nowhere to be found. The baby chicken finds the farmer’s Aston Martin in the garage, however, so he backs it up to the quicksand. He then ties some rope around the horse and some rope around the car’s fender, steps on the gas, and pulls the horse free. Hooray!

The next day the horse and the baby chicken are at it again, but this time the baby chicken falls into the quicksand. The horse, wanting to help his friend, looks for the farmer but he’s nowhere to be found. He goes to the barn and, this time, there’s no Aston Martin either. So the horse straddles the quicksand and lowers his penis. The baby chicken grabs hold and is lifted up to safety.

The moral of the story? If you’ve got a big dick, you don’t need a fancy car to pick up chicks.

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