A Calgarian died and went to Hell.

After the Calgarian had been in Hell for some days, Satan went to check on him. Much to his shock, he found that the Calgarian was enjoying himself.

"Why are you so happy?" asked Satan.

"It was always so cold in Calgary," said the Calgarian. "This place is so toasty warm."

"You like warmth?" responded Satan. "I'll show you warmth!" He immediately went to Hell's thermostat and cranked up the heat.

Satan walked back through Hell, past people who begged him to turn the heat back down. Finally, he met the Calgarian, who was happily eating a hot dog.

"Why are you still so happy?" asked Satan.

"This is perfect weather for a cookout!" replied the Calgarian.

"I think I'm going backwards," murmured Satan. He went back to the thermostat and turned the temperature down to below freezing.

Stan walked back through Hell, past people who begged him to turn the heat back up. Finally, he met the Calgarian, who was excitedly cheering.

"Why are you still so happy?" asked Satan.

"Hell froze over," said the Calgarian. "That means the Flames won the Stanley Cup!"