One day, a chicken and horse were walking in a field when all of a sudden, the horse fell into a thick bed of mud. Failing to pull him out, the horse said, "Quick! Get the farmer! He'll help me!"
The chicken ran back to the farmhouse and pounded on the door, but no one answered. He dashed into the barn and found the farmer's Ferrari, jumped in, and drove to the horse. He threw a rope around his friend and pulled him out with the car.
"Thanks, buddy! I thought I was a goner!"
A few days later, the pair were walking in the same field, but this time, it was the chicken that fell through the thick bed of mud. "Quick! Get the farmer!", cried the chicken.
"No need!", replied the horse, as he straddled over his friend. Confused, the chicken looked up and started to wince. "It's either grab on or drown, friend." The chicken reluctantly grabbed his friend's member and was pulled out of the mud.
"Thanks, friend."
The next day, the farmer was told about the events during his absense. The farmer looked puzzled, then remarked "I guess it's true then. If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Ferrari to pick up chicks."
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