Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 6, 2021

A jew visits a brothel

He talks to the guy at reception:

  • Hello, I want to see Samantha.

  • One moment sir.

A beautiful young woman comes downstairs.

-Have you asked for me?

  • Yes, I want to spend the night with you.

  • Alright but my service is a bit expensive. $1000 for a night.

  • Doesn't matter, I want to spend the night with you.

They go upstairs and spend the night together.

Next day, the man comes to the brothel again. He says:

  • I want to see Samantha.

  • Sir, we do have other prostitutes as well.

  • I don't care, I want to see Samantha.

They call Samantha and she comes downstairs. Seeing the man, Samantha asks:

  • You again? If you remember it, I have a high service cost of $1000 a night.

  • I don't care about the money, I want to be with you.

They be together for that night as well. The very next day, the man comes to the brothel even once more. He asks for Samantha, unsurprisingly. Samantha sees him downstairs:

  • Oh my god, you again? I am not making a discount for regulars, do you know that?

  • Oh yes, doesn't matter. Want to spend the night with you.

After they're done, Samantha asks:

  • It's cool that you like me this much but I can't understand why. You paid a grand to fuck me for 3 consecutive days. Where are you from?

  • Tel Aviv

  • Tel Aviv, that's cool, my sister lives there as well.

  • I know, she handed me $3000 to bring to you.

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