I'm from Germany, so I hope it doesn't get lost in translation.
Mike the truck driver is on the highway at night when the radio station he's listening to sends a special report about UFO's and aliens been spotted only a bit in front of him. "... they're about 4 feet tall with arms reaching the ground. Please be very polite if you meet them to give a proper representation of the human species." A few minutes later Mike sees colourfull flashing lights next to the street. He stops, gets out of his truck and searches the area. Suddenly an alien is standing next to a bush , about 4 feet tall with arms reaching the ground. He says " Excuse me, I'm Mike the truck driver, 45 years old and I'm a human from earth. The creature responds " Hi Mike, I'm officer Adams and I'm taking a shit, so leave me the f**k alone!!"
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