She wakes up to find a man rubbing her breasts. "What are you doing?" she asks.
"I was just reviving you," replies the man. "When I saw you unconscious on the ground, I lightly slapped you, but nothing happened. I rubbed your wrists, but nothing happened. I even gave you mouth to mouth, but still nothing happened. I'd run out of ideas, when a guy with a mustache came around the corner shouting something like 'Fondle her b**bs!' So I did that, and sure enough, somehow or other, that woke you up."
"That's very sweet of you," says the woman, "but that guy could have just told you quietly instead of shouting it out where children can hear it."
"I was just thinking that," says the man. "Let's go talk to him."
The two of them walk around the park, trying to find the mustached man.
"There he is," the man says at last. "Go tell him he shouldn't shout out things like that in public."
The woman is about to give the mustached man a piece of her mind, when the mustached man shouts...
"RUBBER BALLOONS! RUBBER BALLOONS!"
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