It’s Mikes first day of prison.

He walks into his cell, and his cellmate is sitting on the edge of the bed shirtless.

“Listen, first thing you need to know is that this is going to happen. Your only choice is whether is happens with spit or without spit,” says the shirtless celly.

“Well, I don’t want this to happen at all, please don’t make me,” Mike pleads.

The shirtless man just looks at Mike and repeats himself “It can happen with spit or without spit.”

“Shit, ok well I guess with spit,” says Mike.

“Cool,” the celly says, and then calls out “HEY SPIT GET IN HERE HE SAID YOU CAN COME TOO.”