It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Answer = A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Answer = Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Answer = Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Answer = Time to get a new clock.

5. How does a cucumber become a pickle? Answer = It goes through a jarring experience.

6. What did one toilet say to the other? Answer = You look a bit flushed.

7. What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Answer = Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer = Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

9. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Answer = Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

10. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? Answer = A tuba toothpaste.

11. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Answer = Because she wanted to go to high school.

12. What do you call a dog magician? Answer = A labracadabrador.

13. Where would you find an elephant? Answer = The same place you lost her.

14. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Answer = Act like a nut.

15. What do you call two birds in love? Answer = Tweethearts

16. How does a scientist freshen her breath? Answer = With experi-mints.

17. How are false teeth like stars? Answer = They come out at night.

18. What building in your town has the most stories? Answer = The public library.

19. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer = Finding half a worm.

20. What is a computer’s favorite snack? Answer = Computer chips.