My anaconda don’t want none unless you take this quiz, hun.
Thứ Ba, 30 tháng 12, 2014
An Endangered Giraffe Was Born And She Has So Much Attitude
The Chester Zoo just welcomed a new baby giraffe and she DGAF.
This is Zahra, a 6-foot calf born at the Chester Zoo just before Christmas.
Chester Zoo
She's a Rothschild giraffe, one of the most endangered giraffes in the world, so this was extremely exciting news.
Chester Zoo
Zahra, who joins 8 other Rothschild giraffes, seems unfazed by the attention.
Chester Zoo
"Look at me, I'm majestic. Whatever."
Chester Zoo
An Owner Put A GoPro On His Dog And Saw The Heartbreaking Thing He Does All Day
Truly man’s best friend. Obsessed best friend.
Warning: it's pretty depressing.
Another vampire joke.
3 vampires walk into a blood bar.
The 1st vampire looks at the bartender and says "I'll have your finest cup of blood, type O negative please." The bartender happily obliges.
The 2nd vampire then places his order. "One mug of AB positive, with extra plasma please!" The bartender once again happily obliges.
The 3rd vampire asks for a cup of boiling water. The bartender, perplexed, asks what he'll be needing a cup of hot water for. The 3rd vampire then pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea."
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