Hot Australian Zoologist Guy Takes Baths With Animals

That is literally what this post is.

Meet Chris Humfrey. Chris is your regular Aussie guy. He spends his time hanging out, pondering his own purpose in life, and taking baths with crocodiles.

This is Chris with "Snappy Tom," a four-year-old crocodile that, y'know, could kill him.

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Chris understands (as most Australians do) that on top of a balanced diet and regular exercise, it is also important to make sure your crocodile is clean.

That is not a euphemism. It is literally important for Chris to keep his literal crocodile clean.

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Why does Chris do this? Chris cares for over 2,000 animals at his Wild Action Zoo in Macedon, Australia.

At this time, BuzzFeed is unsure if he bathes with every animal under his care.

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Probably as a result of his constant bathing schedule, Chris has very clean feet – pictured here – and also takes the time out of his day to teach school kids about animals. What a guy.

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The Happiest Dog In The World Who Overcame Cancer

Gluta was a stray dog in Thailand who was diagnosed with cervical cancer. Thanks to her adoptive family, she now lives the healthiest and happiest of lives.

Say hello to Gluta, an adorable cancer survivor!

After she was rescued from her life as a stray, it was discovered she had metritis, a condition that affects the uterus. When doctors removed the uterus, her problems didn't quite stop: they found out she had cervical cancer. Luckily, she was able to undergo chemotherapy and have the tumor removed.

Now, she's living the healthiest and happiest life possible, alongside her brother Gollum.

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Gluta's the smiliest and sunniest sunflower in the whole patch!

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Three men turn up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

Saint Peter asks the three men: ' Did you commit any adultery during your lifetime?'

'NEVER! I have lived a pure and virtuous life!', The first man shouts. 'All right, you may enter heaven en drive a golden Ferrari for eternity!', Saint Peter says.

The second man says: ' Well you know... I've had a fling with my secretary. But, I am remorseful'. 'For this sin, you shall drive a golden Ford for all eternity', Saint Peter says.

The third man states: ' I have not lived faithful. I've cheated on my wife at every chance I've had. Yet, I am remorseful.' 'For this debauchery, you must ride this golden bicycle for all eternity!', Saint Peter says.

After a few months up in Heaven, the three men gather to talk. The third man looks pale and shocked. 'What's up with you? Don't you like your golden bicycle?', the two others ask.

'It's not that...', the third man whimpers, ' I just saw the Pope pass me by on golden roller skates.'

NOTE: I've translated this from my own language, so I don't know if it comes across quite right.

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Just been one of those days...

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This Is How You Can Tell If You Have The Cutest Pet

BuzzFeed’s insanely popular Cute Or Not feature now has its very own app and it is AWESOME. To download the free app and see who’s cute, who’s not, and how your own pet measures up, go here!

It's called Cute or Not, and you can download it for free here.

Legally Mandated Warning: If your personal life philosophy prevents you from enjoying things that are (a) Adorable, (b) Cute, © Precious, (d) Huggable, or (e) All fo the above, this app may not be for you.

While it is true that there may be some animals on the app that are objectively not all that cute, we are frankly dealing with a whole lot of Cute and probably not a whole lot of Not.

For the rest of us, here's what you can expect ...

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Some work gloves my boss handed me. Who ever came up with the product label is a genius.

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TIL the best way to avoid clickbait

Obviously you haven't

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