FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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...and rushes inside shouting "Mommy, Mommy! I've cut my hand on a thorn! Can you get me some cider?"
Confused, her mother says "You're 8 years old, you're not having any cider."
"But Mommy, I've cut my hand on a thorn! I need to soak it in a bowl of cider!"
Laughing, her mother says "Why cider?"
"Because the other day I overheard big sis saying that when she gets a big prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider!"
A pig farmer is trying to raise pigs and is attempting to get his female pigs pregnant to no avail. He calls a Vet and asks how can he tell if his pigs are pregnant. The Vet tells him he'll know when the pigs are pregnant when they stop standing and go lay in the mud, he also tells him he may have artificially inseminate the pigs to get them pregnant. The farmer not wanting to look stupid not knowing what artificially inseminate agrees with the Vet and hangs up.
The Farmer thinks that to inseminate the pigs he himself must inseminate them. So he loads up the pigs and drives out to the woods and spends all day humping on the pigs. He then comes home and goes to bed. The next morning he looks out and the pigs are still all standing around so he loads them up again and does the same thing. The following morning the pigs are still standing so he again takes them out and humps each one twice to make sure.
The next morning the farmer asks his wife to look and see what the pigs are doing, and asks her "are the pigs still standing around, or are they laying in the mud?"
The wife answers with "neither, they are loaded up in the back of the truck and one is honking the horn."