Google’s Quest For Complete Control Of Your Digital Life
Today’s keynote suggests Google is poised to surpass Apple when it comes to mobile design.
May 29, 2015 at 11:03AM
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Google’s Quest For Complete Control Of Your Digital Life
Google’s Quest For Complete Control Of Your Digital Life
Today’s keynote suggests Google is poised to surpass Apple when it comes to mobile design.
May 29, 2015 at 11:03AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/1LMSn6O
I went to the super market today
I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Dick headed cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
16 Signs You Still Love The Jonas Brothers
For all the future Mrs. Jonas’s out there.
Seeing the JoBro's laugh still makes you instantly smile.
The Walt Disney Company
You still feel like this message is directly for you and only you.
Nickelodeon
You have dreams about Nick Jonas saying this to you, and you'd scream, "YES PLEASE!"
NBC
You also often dream of being in one of their classic videos.
Hollywood Records
19 Vicente Fernandez GIFs For Absolutely Any Situation
The king has arrived.
When you think you're opening a love letter from your crush, only to realize it's just a piece of paper with a dick drawn on it by one of your friends.
When you're eating a burrito from Chipotle and a piece of aluminum foil gets stuck to the tortilla, but you don't notice it, so you bite on it with your molars and it hurts real bad.
When you walk out of the house like a boss, but you quickly realize that you forgot your keys.
That moment when the shrooms finally kicked in.
15 Pets Who Think You Are The Most Beautiful Person They've Ever Seen
“Do mine eyes deceive me?” These cuties from our Cute or Not app are really impressed by you.
"You are more beautiful than the pristine waves crashing upon this beach."
Ghost / Cute or Not
"My body has grown weak at the sight of your radiant glory."
Kramer / Cute or Not
"At one time in my life this ball of sticks was the most beautiful thing to me. Now, there is you."
Oreo / Cute or Not
"You're like a marvelous forest filled with laughter and sunshine."
Bambi / Cute or Not
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