Shaven, not furred
Thứ Bảy, 30 tháng 5, 2015
One time I walked in on my brother, masturbating.
We locked eyes for what felt like forever. Then he yelled, "Why the hell are you masturbating!?"
Stages of man's sexuality [OC]
- Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
- Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
- First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
- First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
- Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Niels Bohr (true story)
a true story (supposedly)
A man goes to visit Niels Bohr, and sees a horseshoe hanging over Bohr's door (a scandinavian superstition).
The man says, "But Niels, you are a scientist! Surely you do not believe in this superstition?"
Niels replies, "Of course I don't believe in it!"
The man is confused. "Why do you have it if you don't believe in it?"
Bohr replies, "It is supposed to work, even if you don't believe in it!"
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