One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives?
"One Two Three" because un deux trois cat sank
Disclaimer; not original, just saw it online and thought you'd all appreciate
Thứ Bảy, 6 tháng 6, 2015
Puns Galore. Repeat at your own peril.
What do they do with dead chemists? Barium
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PMS jokes are never funny. Period.
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Apologies to anyone who read this far.
$125,000
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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