There was a lot of bored clapping last night.
Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 9, 2015
13 Ghost Stories From This Spoopy Shiba
Eek!
"And it was the mailman the WHOLE TIME!"
"When he went to look, the bone WASN'T WHERE HE BURIED IT."
"Turns out, she could've eaten 'people food' with no problem!"
"THE RED LASER CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!"
This Pit Bull And Kitten Are The Best Of Friends And It's So Cute It Hurts
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This is Magic, an adorable pit bull lab mix and pretty much all around all-star cuddle champion.
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And this is Magic's best friend, a kitten named Bull.
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A few weeks ago, Magic's mom took in 4 neonatal kittens for fostering.
Magic knows a thing or two about a rough start. She was saved just a day shy of being euthanized since pit bulls, especially black ones, have a tough time getting adopted. When her new mom got her, Magic couldn't walk and was very sick. Now that she's in tip top shape, she extends her love to other animals in need.
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The kittens needed a little extra TLC and Magic was up to the task.
A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping.
Wife: “Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.” Husband: “O.K., hun.”
Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.
Wife: “Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?” Husband: “They had eggs.”
A couple's young son...
...accidentally sees his father having fun with the maid. He runs to his mother and tells her what he saw. The mother gets extremely angry, but decides to have a little fun of her own and instructs her son not to tell anything until she says so.
A few days later it's the grandma's birthday, the whole family gathers from all over the country, there's at least fifty people. The party is going just fine when the mother stands up and says:
"I'd like some attention, please! Jimmy is gonna tell you a story!"
Everyone thinks little Jimmy is gonna tell a poem or a bedtime story. However, he says the following:
"Last week daddy entered the room where the maid was cleaning and he hugged her and kissed her and started taking off all her clothes..."
Everyone looks at the dad who gets redder than a lobster. Jimmy continues:
"After taking off her clothes, he got naked too. They lay down and then daddy started putting his... his thing... I can't remember how they call it..."
Jimmy looks at her mother (who smiles smugly) for help:
"Mummy, how do you call that thing you put in your mouth when the neighbour comes over?"
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