...accidentally sees his father having fun with the maid. He runs to his mother and tells her what he saw. The mother gets extremely angry, but decides to have a little fun of her own and instructs her son not to tell anything until she says so.
A few days later it's the grandma's birthday, the whole family gathers from all over the country, there's at least fifty people. The party is going just fine when the mother stands up and says:
"I'd like some attention, please! Jimmy is gonna tell you a story!"
Everyone thinks little Jimmy is gonna tell a poem or a bedtime story. However, he says the following:
"Last week daddy entered the room where the maid was cleaning and he hugged her and kissed her and started taking off all her clothes..."
Everyone looks at the dad who gets redder than a lobster. Jimmy continues:
"After taking off her clothes, he got naked too. They lay down and then daddy started putting his... his thing... I can't remember how they call it..."
Jimmy looks at her mother (who smiles smugly) for help:
"Mummy, how do you call that thing you put in your mouth when the neighbour comes over?"
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