The independent and autonomous Hungarian

(This is a Romanian joke, but I'll try to explain the context and translate it for you because I think is a great joke worth knowing

Context: In Romania there is a region called Transylvania, which represents 1/3 of the country that was under Hungarian occupation for about 50 years. Now it is a part of Romania, but there is a lot of Hungarian population living there that still dreams about being an independent country. Obviously this is a source for a lot of conflicts and jokes in our country, like the one below.)

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There was this Hungarian guy and he was to be married with a Romanian girl and his father instructs the guy how to act with his young bride:

• When you get in front of the door with your bride, lift her up in your arms so she can see the Hungarian is STRONG, then get in the room and throw her on the bed contemptuously so she can see the Hungarian is PROUD, then you get naked in front of her so she can see the Hungarian is HANDSOME and then you know what you have to do, right?

• Right dad, says the young groom.

The next day they meet and the father asks the son about his wedding night. And he starts describing his night:

• Well, I crossed her over the doorstep in my arms to show her that I am strong. Then I threw her on the bed contemptuously to show her I am proud, then I got naked to show her I am handsome and then I masturbated in front of her.

• What the fuck??? Why would you do that? the father asks

• To show her that the Hungarian is INDEPENDENT and AUTONOMOUS, of course ...

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Also I am Romanian, and my new boyfriend is Hungarian, and after the first night of sex I just couldn't stop myself from saying this after the deed was done:

• Not so INDEPENDENT and AUTONOMOUS now, are you?

(Sorry for the long joke, imagine there's a potato here)