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12 Animals Who Can't Tell What You Are For Halloween
You tried to get creative and now it’s just awkward for everyone involved.
"OK wait, give me one more guess..."
Bruce / Cute or Not
"What...in the hell...."
Cute or Not
"Oh sorry I thought you were being a cat."
Bruno / Cute or Not
"I'm going to pretend like I don't see you so that I'm not expected to identify your costume because I have no friggin' clue what you are."
Jojo / Cute or Not
Here's What Ariana Grande Really Means When She Sings "Focus On Me"
“When I say ‘focus on me’ I’m not asking to be the center of attention.”
It’s here! After months — literally months — of hype, Ariana Grande finally released her new single, “Focus,” last night.
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The track is a brassy, "Problem"-esque banger with Ariana commanding the listener to "focus on me" in her trademark melismatic way.
While, on first listen, the song sounds like a warning to an ungrateful lover, "Focus" is actually intended to be an anthem of acceptance and empowerment.
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"When I say 'focus on me' I'm not asking to be the center of attention," Ariana explained in a vlog earlier this month. "I'm not asking for you to focus on my clothes or my face or my body or my singing voice."
A Day In The Life Of A London Pigeon
They will shit on everything you love.
8:05am
Pigeons will sleep literally anywhere, but no one knows exactly where that is. This particular pigeon has woken up in a pungent, discarded shoe in Hammersmith.
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9:00am
For breakfast, they usually eat the soggy, flaccid remains of the chips on the pavement outside the Kebab Express. They are not picky: Anything that will slide straight through the digestive system in under 45 minutes is ideal.
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10:15am
Pigeons like shitting on stuff. Mid-morning, they fly vigilantly around central London, looking for the most unsoiled car. The posher, the better. Once they have found it, they do a poo on it.
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11:10am
By late morning you've been at work for hours, and a pigeon has been sitting on the window ledge by your desk for 45 minutes. It's been staring at you and it's unnerving, and you call Gina from accounts to distract yourself. When you next glance at the window, the pigeon has left a cryptic message on the concrete using breadcrumbs.
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A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous.
While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says:
- There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry.
She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs.
The doctor says:
- What's so funny?
She answers:
-I'm imagining how they make condoms.
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