Is it even possible for them to be anything but?
Thứ Tư, 23 tháng 3, 2016
Harry and his wife are having hard times, so they decide she'll become a hooker...
She's not sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of the bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not in front of the bar for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up in a car and says, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "Shit. All I've got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for $30?"
Harry says, "A hand job."
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips up his pants, and out pops a huge cock.
She stares at it for a minute and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
Little Johnny is walking down the street with a jar of money under his arm and dragging along a dead frog on a string...
He walks into a whorehouse and sets the jar of money on the counter. He proclaims to the woman standing behind it "I want to have sex with the dirtiest, nastiest woman you have here." She glares at him and replies "get outta here kid, you're too young." Little Johnny retorts, pointing at the jar and says "look, lady- I'm paid. Let me get what I want."
She reluctantly agrees, and points him towards a door down the hall. "Meet Yolanda, she's a veteran." He does the deed and walks out of the room, still zipping up his pants. The lady behind the counter asks him if he realizes the consequences of his actions. He replies, "Yes. I came here hoping for an STD, and I've gotten what I wanted." Perplexed, she asks him why.
He replies,
"My mom and dad are on vacation. When I get home, the babysitter is going to have sex with me. That's what she's into. She's going to get an STD. When mom and dad get home, mom will go to the grocery store and dad will have sex with the babysitter. He will have an STD. Once mom gets home, she will have sex with dad and SHE will get an STD. When dad leaves for work in the morning, mom is going to have sex with the Mailman... and HE'S THE MOTHER FUCKER WHO RAN OVER MY FROG"
A man walks into a bookstore...
A man walks into a bookstore and asks an employee if they have Donald Trump's new book on immigration. The employee, an immigrant himself, said, "fuck you, get out and stay out!"
The man replied, "yeah. Do you have it in paperback?"
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