They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming....
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Is online shopping better for the environment than going to the store?
Is online shopping better for the environment than going to the store?
The Internet often saves a trip to the store. But what’s the rise in online shopping doing to the environment?
April 17, 2016 at 11:22PM
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A Man is driving down the road with his...
A man is driving down the road with his wife in the passenger seat when he gets pulled over by the cops. The police officer comes up to the car and says "Sir. You were going 65 in a 55, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that." To which the wife replies "He was going at least 70!" The man says nothing, he just shakes his head at his wife.
Next, the cop says "Also, you're not wearing a seatbelt and I'm afraid I'll have to give you ticket for that." To which the man replies "Sir. I saw you coming up to the car and I took my seatbelt off...
Alcoholic Horse
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”
The horse ponders for a minute and responds, “I don’t think I am”, and poof he disappears.
This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse....
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