Most of them run away after being called father once or twice
Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 4, 2016
The Future of Technology Is In Your Ear
The Future of Technology Is In Your Ear
The hassle. The annoyance. Our headphones tangled with lint from our linty pockets. Yet as a product, the headphone could be the sleeper technology of the future.
April 24, 2016 at 12:37AM
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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom..
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
A multi-millionaire is dozing in the back of his limo....
Suddenly, the car swerves off the road, bumps across a couple of rocks, works its way across a muddy field, crashes through a barn and runs over a couple of traffic signs at a crossing before ending up back on the road. "What the hell was that about?!" the millionaire shouts at his driver.
"Sir, there was a small kid on the road"
"Fuck small kids! Next time, run them over!"
"Well I tried, but he ran for it!"
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