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Thứ Năm, 28 tháng 4, 2016

A Jew and Arab walk into a bakery...

The Arab immediately steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"

The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's back pocket....."

The Italian Virginity Test ....

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says … “Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit: a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel.”

Mario asks … “And what do I do with these things, doc?”

The doctor replies … “Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue.

If she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen!’, you hit her with the Shovel.

Fantastic Fakes: Busting a $70 Million Counterfeiting Ring


Fantastic Fakes: Busting a $70 Million Counterfeiting Ring
The downfall of a legendary team of forgers, whose bogus bills were so good they’re still in circulation.

April 27, 2016 at 08:30PM
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I saw a play that had King Midas meeting Oedipus.

It was pure motherfucking gold.

When I see a woman driving a bus

When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus.

When a girl seductively tells you, "you can stick it wherever you want"

Apparently in her roommate is NOT one of the options