FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and panties."
and so I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
So 2 Italian men walk into a bus after it stops. They sit behind a lady who tries not to listen to their conversation but is curious. One says "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses dey come together. Den I come again. Two asses they come together again. Then I come and pee twice. Then I come again." The woman then says aloud "You foul-mouthed swines! In America, we don't talk about our sex lives in public! "Hey cool down lady," the Italian said. "Imma just trying to tell my friend how to spell Mississippi!
With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
and there is a guy on the dance floor giving it hell. Breakdancing, doing back flips, moon walking, the works. Wife says "See that guy ? Fifteen years ago, he asked me to marry him, but I turned him down." Husband replies, "Yeah, and it looks like he's still celebrating !"
The Englishman comes in for his interview and it goes really well, he has a glowing record in the Army and is a perfect fit for the job.
At the end the interviewer asks him "Who do you love more, your country or your wife?"
The Englishman replies "My country of course!"
"OK" says the interviewer, "go through to the next room and shoot your wife" and he hands the Englishman a 9mm pistol.
The Englishman takes the pistol and walks through to the next room, lo and behold is wife is there sitting at a table.
He thinks back to all the years he has been married, how she has stuck with him through thick and thin throughout his military career. He goes back to the interviewer and hands over the gun, "I cannot do it, I love her too much".
The Scotsman comes in for his interview and it goes brilliantly, he has an amazing record in the Navy and is a perfect fit for the job.
At the end the interviewer asks him "Who do you love more, your country or your wife?"
The Scotsman replies "My country of course!"
"OK" says the interviewer, "go through to the next room and shoot your wife" and he hands the Scotsman a 9mm pistol.
The Scotsman takes the pistol and walks through to the next room, lo and behold is wife is there sitting at a table.
He thinks back to all the years she has stuck by him, on long deployments in the Navy, she has always been there for him when he returns. He goes back to the interviewer and hands over the gun, "I cannot do it, I love her too much".
The Englishman and the Scotsman are in the waiting room and they see the Irishman go in for his interview. After a while they suddenly hear loud noises:
BANG! BANG! BANG!
a pause and then:
THUD! THUD! THUD! ... THUD!
A few seconds later the Irishman staggers out of the interview room covered in blood.
The Englishman ans Scotsman shout at him "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
The Irishman replies "Some idiot put blanks in the gun, so I beat her to death with the chair."
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"