2 Italian men....

So 2 Italian men walk into a bus after it stops. They sit behind a lady who tries not to listen to their conversation but is curious. One says "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses dey come together. Den I come again. Two asses they come together again. Then I come and pee twice. Then I come again." The woman then says aloud "You foul-mouthed swines! In America, we don't talk about our sex lives in public! "Hey cool down lady," the Italian said. "Imma just trying to tell my friend how to spell Mississippi!