Thứ Hai, 30 tháng 5, 2016

Little Johnny lives with his mother on a farm...

One day he comes running in and screams: "Mommy, Mommy, the bull is fucking the cow!" His Mother slaps him hard and says: "We don't use language like that in this house, the next time it happens, say 'The bull is surprising the cow.'" Rubbing his cheek, Little Johnny walks away.

A couple of days go by and Little Johnny runs in again, screaming "Mommy, Mommy, the bull is surprising all the cows!", his Mother turns around and says "That's not possible, he can't be surprising all the cows at once" Little Johnny says: "Yes he can, because he's fucking the horse!"

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