...that he'll disappear on the count of three.
"Uno... dos..."
POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres....
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some people are like slinkys
They really aren't good for anything but it feels great when you push them down the stairs....
(a little nsfw) Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car...
...when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most...
Had a trip to the Docs
I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said “Can u describe the symptoms?” I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”...
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